dailyackles:

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crackthxsky:

my hopes for this year include a hot new kid who falls in love with me

placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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jeanroqueraltique:

my kitten says hello

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more